Broken Genie

[TenOfSwords]

Granted, you work in a fancy restaurant.

I wish for a wish.

[Emtile]

Granted, you used that wish for that wish.

I wish I could fly

[TenOfSwords]

Granted. Here's the instruction booklet for your new wings, and here's the tape to stick the pieces of paper in the shredder back together.

I wish to see in the dark!

[?]

Granted, you can't see in the light.




I wish to go desert surfing

[lightstone]

granted it was in odyssey


i wish to be cool

[?]

Granted, you were a little too cool and froze.


I wish to go play in some sand

[anoni]

Granted but the sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I wish for ? To answer his long awaited ?

[kiindling]

Granted. However, as no prior information has been provided as to what the ? was originally, the answer, to our knowledge, remains as ?


I wish it could be Christmas every day

[?]

Granted, Christmas started to get unexciting after tenth day.




I wish to go surfing

[lightstone]

granted it waa desert surfing... in mario odyssey DEJAVU


i wish i made more creative jokes

[?]

granted, wouldn't stop saying them ever


I wish to steal back all the chicken 

[lightstone]

nope, my chicken


i wish you would leave my chicken alone

[?]

Granted, I just waited for ya to sleep.






I wish for you to nap. 

[lightstone]

it's morning i cant sleep


i wish you would not eat my chicken when im in bed

[?]

Granted, I ate it so I can't eat it as already eaten.




I wish to be more sneaky