Broken Genie

[dominic]

Granted, your fur is now very sticky from the jello.


I wish that I could make better food.

[lightstone]

granted you're food is now 0,1% better


i wish i could fly

[TenOfSwords]

Granted. However, you cannot control where you fly to.

I wish to not be ill.

[Michen_S]

Granted. The illness will go away for 2 hours, then return 1.2 times as strong as it was before it went away for 23 hours. This'll happen 5 times in total, then the multiplyer will drop by 25%. This will remain for 5 days, then the multiplyer will go back to normal including the healing you would have gone through had this multiplyer not been set up.

I wish there's more free music I can download!

[?]

Granted but it cause someone to travel the world to chase ya for that 


I wish to ski down a big mountain

[Rocco Rex]

Granted. Have fun skiing down that exploding volcano

I wish for good weather

[lightstone]

granted it's so hot you burned

[Michen_S]

Granted, you no longer exist.

I wish to hold Excalibur!

[?]

Granted, you were put in the stone.




I wish for laser sharks 

[lightstone]

granted you died


i wish ? wasn't dead anymore

[?]

Granted, you created the first zombie type.




I wish for trying hand gliding

[Emtile]

Granted, you can now glide on your hands.



I my tail wasn't so big

[Rocco Rex]

Granted, you've been shrunk to the size of a pea

I wish I could stop coughing

[Emtile]

Granted, you no longer have a mouth


I for more wishes

[Rocco Rex]

Granted, you shall receive them in 582,904 years

I wish for a pizza