Broken Genie

[Emtile]

Granted...... But i'm hungry for 🍕

I wish i wasn't so weird to everyone

[?]

Granted, now everyone is weird to you.




I wish to build the ultimate slide 

[Emtile]

Granted, its the ultimate slide of death!!   




I wish i had a giant pool

[?]

Granted, you added a new sea to the world map.




I wish to go through a Mario level

[Emtile]

Granted, rainbow road.

I wish to be good at mario games

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but your hands get burned everytime you shoot fireballs in game.

I wish to find Waldo.

[?]

Granted, Waldo found you first.






I wish to have a shrink ray.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it shrinks the entire world around you instead.

I wish to have ice magic.

[Michen_S]

Granted, you summon ice sculptures of me at random places and times.

I wish for another broken genie!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it looks like a gumball machine and it costs too much to use it.

I wish for my own theme park.

[?]

Granted, put someone forgot to finish the coasters.




I wish to go explore  in rainforest

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but there are hippopotamuses everywhere, making it a short (lived) adventure.

I wish for a pet alligator.

[Emtile]

Granted. Don't get too close to its mouth..... Oh too late.


I wish my hair was longer

[Thorns]

Wish granted...but it's so long it suffocates you to a sad,painful death










I wish for everybody (including me)'s life to be absolutely perfect

[David Black]

Granted.....unfortunately with nothing bad ever happening to you, the good has become commonplace and boring. You can no longer remember what fear, worry, sorrow or pain feel like. You begin to question life and existence, did you have your wish granted, or did a genie just kill you and this is what comes after?


I just wish I could be happy.