Author Topic: Broken Genie (Read 88821 times)

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #915 on:** April 26, 2018, 07:45:47 AM »

OK! You grow animal fur over your whole body and it's likely a zoo wants you on display.

Gimme a single peanut.

Hunter568 · « **Reply #916 on:** April 26, 2018, 01:52:33 PM »

Granted. It's disappointing. You're not sure what you expected from a singular, unimpressive peanut.

I wish I was funnier.

? · « **Reply #917 on:** April 26, 2018, 02:17:47 PM »

Granted, could never be taken seriously ever again

I wish to have a giant pot of soup

Hunter568 · « **Reply #918 on:** April 26, 2018, 05:14:29 PM »

Granted, but its too high for you to climb over the side and actually eat the soup.

I wish for invincible armor.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #919 on:** April 27, 2018, 08:41:37 AM »

OK! Unfortunately for you, this also means it's super heavy and you can hardly carry it around.

Gimme a fairy tale.

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #920 on:** April 27, 2018, 11:34:24 AM »

Granted, but the story doesn't quite end because the reader falls asleep.

I wish for a book of puzzles.

? · « **Reply #921 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:36:28 PM »

Granted, was way too hard

I wish to play around in a pool

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #922 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:19:37 PM »

Granted, but the pool is actually a pool filled with plastic multi-colored spheres!

I wish for a genie!

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #923 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:29:24 PM »

OK! This genie's grants are even worse than mine!

Gimme some excitement.

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #924 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:32:54 PM »

Granted, but it only lasts 3 seconds.

I wish for some snickers candy bars.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #925 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:38:07 PM »

OK... Oh. I only got you one tiny one.

Gimme a private rollercoaster.

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #926 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:40:06 PM »

Granted, but it's only located inside one prison.

I need a website, gimme one!

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #927 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:46:26 PM »

OK! It'll cost ya $100 a day.

Gimme some luck.

Hunter568 · « **Reply #928 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:51:48 PM »

A four-leaf clover flies into your face.

I wish for an awesome sword.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #929 on:** April 28, 2018, 12:14:03 PM »

OK! It shatters after one hit.

Gimme over 9,000.

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