Broken Genie

[Bricket]

Granted, but to be able to do that you have to eat granite 


I wish all people changed into wolves

[Michen_S]

Granted, but it's only just a dream.

I wish global warming wasn't a thing.

[Brisky]

Granted. Then they all died a death of starvation to the sudden, and massive biological imbalance of seven-and-a-half-billion wolves, suddenly appearing all over the world...

I wish I could manipulate matter to my demand.

[Bricket]

^Congrats Michen, Global cooling is now happing
^You can manipulate matter, but every kg of manipulated matter takes one day of your life away



I wish antifa wasn't a thing

[Brisky]

Granted, the NAZI's now rule Europe!

I wish that the Netherlands had more forest...

[Michen_S]

Granted, but now you can't turn your barrel without hitting a tree.

I wish the bus arrived on time for a change.

[Bricket]

Granted, the NAZI's now rule Europe!

>Implying this is bad 


Bus is on time! But now a simple ticket costs €25


I wish I had my own trainline

[Michen_S]

Granted, but it only has dead ends, no stations and no trains.

I wish I owned a sword.

[Romulan_Furry]

Granted, but its edges are dull and blunt.

I wish I had command of a fleet of Sangheili Ships so I could just glass America's enemies and be done with it.

[Bricket]

Granted, but they're separatist-minded and will attack the central authority as soon they can.


I wish I had nothing

[Michen_S]

Granted, you don't even have yourself anymore.

I wish I had new curtains for my sleeping room.

[Alessia Starfurr]

Granted but they're white so they don't block any light.


I wish to fix the broken Genie

[Trixsie Vixen]

The Genie was never really broken.  He was just a dick all along




I wish this thread icon was a Lamp.

[Brisky]

Granted, your screen now produces light...

I want to be free!

[Alessia Starfurr]

Granted, You are free,























OF GRAVITY, have a nice time in space.

I wish i didn't want to post here....