It has happened so, that the lack of protein, fat, sugar, and vitamins has caused my stomach to feel rather empty, and is therefore producing a sound very much resembling the roar of a fierce animal. Therefore, I request of you, dear sir and/or madam reading this, that you reach out to bring me items containing the aforementioned protein, fat, sugar, and vitamins, so that my stomach will be at ease.
I should probably clean my room.