Actually, no!
Navigating, with no lights, trough the WW2 old underground bunkers in my town's beach line isn't all that hard. There's always the tiniest amount of light leaking trough the hallways, wich for most people is unnoticable, but for me, once I've gotten used to the darkness, is actually plenty to safely navigate around.
Even in the deeper part of the bunkers, like one of the ammunition stores, where there's quite litterally no light at all, I can get around perfectly fine using just touch and spatial awareness.
2. was the lie... Spoiler alert, it's unargueably always money...
For you, I'd say 1 is the lie.
Getting kicked from the commies may explain why you hate them soo much, and getting kicked out of an EU event, as a person who doesn't AT LEAST have dyed hair or several piercings makes sense with today's policy, as well. So, 1 remains.
1. If were ever going to start a political party, I'd name it "the broom party". (De bezempartij)
2. I love bullpups and, so far, consider them superior over over conventional rifles.
3. I've never been bitten by a dog, in my life.