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Author Topic: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?  (Read 10326 times)

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Offline AceAurora

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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #135 on: April 18, 2018, 04:53:07 AM »
Rock Climbing Lessons
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #136 on: April 18, 2018, 05:47:30 AM »
A book called "A Comprehensive Guide to Effective Snarling"
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #137 on: April 18, 2018, 06:38:54 PM »
They are selling  highfive lessons
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #138 on: April 18, 2018, 08:54:05 PM »
They sold me some "gourmet" rare candies.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #139 on: April 19, 2018, 01:50:40 AM »
He's selling tiny red wolves on a silver plate, the silver plate is always included, but only with a zero down money financing guarantee, no money due at signing.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #140 on: April 19, 2018, 02:51:18 AM »
He keeps trying to sell me this joke book, but keeps breaking off in the middle of his sales pitch, laughing hysterically at whatever's inside.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #141 on: April 19, 2018, 02:51:55 AM »
He's trying to sell partially finished boxes of See's candies, those truffles inside are hard to resist after all.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #142 on: April 19, 2018, 02:53:31 AM »
He keeps selling me on a fine suit. I now own 30!
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #143 on: April 19, 2018, 02:55:40 AM »
He was selling tongue extensions
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #144 on: April 19, 2018, 03:00:26 AM »
Tried to sell me a bottle of oil that was actually called "The Original Snake Oil"
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #145 on: April 19, 2018, 03:04:43 AM »
Sold me a book called "Your Wolgon and You: a Guide to Proper Maintenance and Care"
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #146 on: April 19, 2018, 03:06:22 AM »
Sold me waving lessons!
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #147 on: April 19, 2018, 03:06:34 AM »
(Yes... yes... all according to plan)

Tried to sell me a picture of a wolf waving at me everytime I looked at the photograph in a unique angle.
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« Reply #148 on: April 19, 2018, 03:13:39 AM »
Sold me a greeting card filled with awful puns scrawled all over it, and told me it was his "finest masterpiece"
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #149 on: April 19, 2018, 03:18:19 AM »
(I would have said pawesome clawwork!)

Sold several guitars that were completely made of fur and elephant hairs!
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