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Author Topic: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?  (Read 10328 times)

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Offline AceAurora

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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #150 on: April 19, 2018, 03:19:54 AM »
They sold me a bar tender who only makes Tequila sunrises
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #151 on: April 19, 2018, 03:23:05 AM »
Sold me a mixtape of their best songs
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #152 on: April 19, 2018, 03:27:21 AM »
Tried to sell me a pizza hut deed to the janitorial closet.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #153 on: April 19, 2018, 03:31:34 AM »
Tried to sell  a used mop to be...It was still dripping wet.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #154 on: April 19, 2018, 03:32:42 AM »
(Oh, well I can use that to clean up a mess or two I suppose)

Was trying to sell me a cheese sculpture in the shape of a Pythagorean theorem
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #155 on: April 19, 2018, 03:47:05 AM »
Tried to sell me a copy of Jekyll and Hyde for the NES. Then some guy in a white shirt with a pocket protector stole it from me....Who was that Angry Video Game guy?
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #156 on: April 19, 2018, 05:01:29 AM »
Sold me a gift card to "Free Hugs Inc." When I went to the store to use it, it was just a cardboard box with a wolgon inside.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #157 on: April 19, 2018, 02:03:09 PM »
Sold hunting lessons
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #158 on: April 20, 2018, 06:19:06 AM »
Sold me a fluffy fur coat.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #159 on: April 20, 2018, 01:25:52 PM »
They were selling jet fighters
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

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The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #160 on: April 20, 2018, 01:48:22 PM »
Attempted to sell me a R.Y.N.O. but I couldn't afford it on my first playthrough.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #161 on: April 21, 2018, 08:32:29 AM »
Roofing. Not just roofing, *professional* roofing.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #162 on: April 21, 2018, 05:26:22 PM »
Tried to sell plans of invasion of my own property.
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #163 on: April 26, 2018, 02:23:52 PM »
They tried to sell the colour green
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Re: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
« Reply #164 on: April 26, 2018, 03:38:21 PM »
Ironic, but I can't stop thinking about you being a pokeball seller.  XD
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