My friends.. hmm.
My best friend is a lesbian.
How we became friends is a very odd story..
but I love to tell it. x3
I was an angry child.. in 4th grade when we
were all standing outside the classroom (I forget why we lined up like that)
I saw her and felt the need to kick her as hard as I possibly could,
and for some odd reason that day I was wearing steel-toed boots. >__>
Yes.. a 4th grader wearing steel-toed boots. Do not ask.. I have no
clue. xD But anyways.. she fell to the ground writhering in pain, and crying,
the teacher came up to me and was freaking out, asking me why I did it..
all I remember saying is "I dunno". Then when I got home her dad was there
at my house talking to my mom.
.. apparently they knew eachother,
and my mom made me call her and apologize. Then I'm not sure what
happened after that, but we've been best friends ever since.
We pick on eachother like sisters, and fight like them too. x3
We're very violent.. >> At one point she shot me in the shoulder
point-blank with a pellet gun while I had my back turned to
put in a DVD. >< I have no idea what fuels us to do those things. xD
Erm I remember in like 5th grade I started a club called WST.
(White Siberian tigers) xD She was the co-leader and we basically
ruled the playground. We'd have guards everywhere, blocking off
all the entry ways onto the jungle gym. I think that's the first time
I ever played around with the idea of being an animal. It's just a
fun memory. ^^
My friends aren't judgmental. I can talk to them about literately
anything. They help me out, make me laugh when I'm down.
And we have the most random fun times. x3
We can sit there calling eachother insults for hours, just
playing around and laughing. Even beating eachother up.
Needless to say I have many a bruise from them. xD
Lately I've been hanging out with Jes and Jed. Jes is a new
friend, and Jed is her boyfriend who I was friends with
since middleschool. Last time we hungout we were all just
playing video games and I got bored, so I found a laundry
basket and sat in it. We all decided it was my car, and Jed
dragged me around the house in it while I pretended to drive..
then Cory(An old friends ex who lives with them now) and Jed
picked up the basket with me in it and put it into another laundry
basket and said it was my cars body kit.. then they tipped me over
and said I crashed. ._.
And me and Jes have this thing now.. because I always use "MY FIST!" as
some sort of thrown out there random insult that makes no sense but just
sounds cool.. >> I used to say "Your face!" all the time as an insult..
but now it's "My fist!" >____> Well anyways.. one day in the car we
were throwing insults back and forth and she said "Oh yeah well, your face!"
and of course I was all "My fist!" Then eventually it turned into me asking her
if I could "Copyright my fist to her face" which we both find pretty neat. :'3
So now it's our quote thingy.
I type too much. ._.