Alright, so here's the contract info for you Toad.
This Covenant and Agreement between Fulvius Isador Mithradat Andrei and The Signed is proof of The Signed's agreement to the following terms regarding his or her purchase of Andrei's wares:
Firstly, regarding damage caused by the user;
1. The Signed takes full responsibility of any and all damage incurred by improper handling.
2. The Signed will be also held responsible of damages incurred by improper care and upkeep of the product.
Secondly, regarding damage caused by a deficiency in quality;
1. The Signed may return any product with a minor blemish within two hours of purchase.
2. The Signed may return any product with a major blemish within two days of purchase.
3. The Signed may return any product with a malfunctioning enhancement at any point prior to the date at which the product naturally will malfunction. This date varies by enhancement type, and will be presented before The Signed pays for his or her items.
Thirdly, regarding reapplication of enhancements;
1. Any item which has been enhanced can only be re-enhanced with the same enhancements. Andrei makes no guarantees that the re-enhanced product will be of identical quality to a newly bought product, due to typical daily wear.
2. Any item which has been enhanced through alternative means (spells, tempering, et cetera) will be refused re-enhancement, with no exceptions.
The Signed's Name or Seal:
The Signed's Name in Legible Writing, if Necessary:
The Date of Signature: