Ha ha ha! And at the same time, ew.
Anyway, I've changed my approach to reading backwards. I first read the last paragraph of a chapter or story. I read the preceding one, then on to the next. So the order goes like this:
Last paragraph. Next to last, last. Preceding, next to last, last. Preceding, next, next, last.
And on down the line. Having a very nomadic mind, I doubt I'll ever fix my attention to the degree I want to, so to absorb as much as possible, I read the same thing multiple times.