Kitt: "A long time ago, in a magical land, the Lord Bunny of Esternia ruled the land. His strength was matched only for his lust for mineral eggs. Mining these eggs were the fairy people, and with no tools to work with, had to make due with their hands and feet. Until one day, they had enough.
Fairy: "FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE SUFFERED UNDER THE TYRANNICAL REIGN OF THE BUNNY REGIME! NOW MY BROTHERS WE MUST FIGHT, FOR OUR FREEDOM!"
Kitt: "Having no weapons to fight with, the fairies tore out their teeth and bombarded the bunny overlord, whose chocolate blood swept into the milk river. And the Fairies did drink from the blood and Rejoice"
Fairy: "FREEDOM NEVER TASTED THIS GOOOOD!"
Kitt: "From that day onward the fairies have been collecting discarded teeth, should the Dreaded Bunny ever return."
(Beasley on the Easter bunny, Tooth Fairies, and Chocolate Milk)