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Products' First Slogans.
« on: April 02, 2008, 03:58:32 AM »
Here, you put up some products' (or person's) first slogans.

For example:

Hillary Clinton: Ready from the start.
first draft: Ready from the starting shot.

Get it?

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eBay: Selling cheetos shaped like Jesus.
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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 12:35:13 PM »
Does it have to be a slogan related to yours? Like the wording in your two examples? If so I got nothin

But otherwise..

Nike: Just do it!
Puffs: A Nose in need, deserves puffs indeed (God I hate that one)
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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 11:00:53 AM »
no you make one up for the product.

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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 03:14:22 PM »
Everquest  " Ever quest? We sure haven't"

Call of Duty 4 "Why Aim when you can spray!"

Microsoft " We're better then you, and we know it"

Nintendo Wii "New and exciting ways to play with your Wii"
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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 10:06:06 PM »
Tim Hortons' : Always Fresh

Sega Dreamcast: It's thinking...

Playstation 2: Live in your world play in ours



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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 03:46:38 AM »
NO MAKE IT UP HEDGERS!!!!

NBC: In forth place since the dark ages
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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 04:48:24 AM »
._. ok...



MArine Corps.: Visit exotic places meet exotic people then blow them up
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Furry Forums "Come have intelligent conversation with people who have lost their Humanity" (one of those double meaning things, don't read to much into it)

Sony "Live in your world, pay for ours"

McDonalds "We make 'Killer' food"

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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 08:47:47 PM »
Starbucks: Stealing your money for a cup of coffee that tastes the same as a cup of coffee from a gas station.

Wendy's: Placing fingers in chili since 1953!
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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 12:17:41 AM »
Portal: Make the companion cube your life long love

Half Life 2: It is time...
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 03:56:47 AM »
CBS: We're totaslly SBC backwards, jsut WAAAYY cooler.. (WTF?)
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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 04:14:49 AM »

MAC: Hello I"m a MAC and i'm not worth the $2,000 you paid for me
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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 10:49:48 AM »
hahaha good one hedgers.

EXXON MOBILE: Screwing people's pockets with gas pumps since 2001!
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Re: Products' First Slogans.
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2008, 01:57:20 AM »
thanks xD

Coca-Cola: Sure we taste good...but have you tried Pepsi?
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2008, 10:49:18 AM »
Pepsi: We admit that Coke is ten times better.
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