Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Somebody]

Unfortunately, your mate stepped on my tail and I was forced to roll him/her? into a ball and stuff (again) him/her? into a box

[Sareen]

Fortunately as we speak an army of jelly babies are breaking open the box's

[Octavia]

(My mate's a her )

Unfortunately...the box is old and weak

[Somebody]

(Ok I meant no insult I just didn't want to assume)

Fortunately He kept his receipt on the box and will argue pointlessly with the store manager for a return

[Octavia]

(it's ok)

Unfortunately the store doesn't take returns and won't exchange it

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

Fortunetaly I own the store and say you can never return! xD

[Somebody]

Unfortunately, I set the store on fire and won't have to return

[Sen]

Fortunately, the fire department arrives!


.......and brings marshmallows...

[Somebody]

Unfortunately they forgot their truck so they are forced to stand there and watch it burn, but still have the marshmellows

[flames]

Fortunately, there are enough marshmellows for everybody!

[Somebody]

Unfortunately I stole them all and kept them for myself

[Sen]

Fortunately, they're poison marshmallows and the ambulance is on their way for Tezztor.

[Sareen]

Unfortunately there are spikes in the road and they pop the ambulances tires  

[Sen]

Fortunately, the oxygen tanks fall out of the spinning ambulances and burst, spraying oxygen everywhere, making people feel more awake and active.

[Sareen]

Unfortunately it was really Knock Out gas, and everyone drops on the floor fast asleep