LOL!
Here's the experience that I have had.
Me: Hi!
Jerk: Will you buy me something?
Me: I can buy you a new face to replace the one you have.
(click)
Me: Hi!
Jerk: ...
Me: Where you from?
Jerk: Earth.
Me: Ahhh, the strong silent type, eh?
(click)
Me: Hi!
Jerk: Wanna have sex?
Me: Yeah sure! Just give me your address, and I'll be right there!
(click)
^_^V