My hill!!!

[flames]

*Summons Rubber Ducky for maximum awesomness*
"Go and erase them all!"
*Rubber Ducky used Sit There And Do Nothing! It had no effect...*
"......"

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

"HAHA! the duck likes me..."

*is bitten by the rubber duck*

"How'd that rubber duck do that!?"

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*climbs up the hill like a regular user*

geesh...*huff and puffs and pants, out of breath*

[Somebody]

Tezztor runs up behind Jesse and pulls his underwear over his head and knocks him down the hill. My Hill!

[flames]

*Vanishes and re-appears high in the sky, parachuting onto the hill* "Heya Tezz."

[Somebody]

Tezztor grabs giant fan and angles it and turns it on, blowing Flames off into the horizon "Hey flames! Bye Flames! And hello hill.. Mine!"

[flames]

*Looks downcast as he vanishes into the horizon* "Tezz...I thought we were friends..." *Reaches into pocket* "But now...this means war!" *Pulls out Cillit Bang, sets it on fire and throws it at the hill* "BANG!...And the dirt is gone..."

[Somebody]

Tezztor grabbed a rifle from his "magical video game esque bag of hold everything" and fired at Flames parachute and he tried to descend, watching him crash into the now scattered bits of dust from what used to be a hill. "Ok your hill!"

[flames]

"Ow! You're lucky I have 999 1-up mushrooms with me..." *Glances around* "...MY HILL! CHARGE!!!"

[Somebody]

Tezztor casually looks at his watch before finally pulling out a swat style shield, letting Flames pull a Wile E Coyote splatting into it. He then goes over and rebuild his precious shattered hill before standing atop in a superman pose "My hill!"

[Kid Jojo™]

~puts a german chocolate cake with a cherry-filled layer in the middle at the bottom of the hill~ ".......yum...."

[Somebody]

Tezztor seeign a delicious looking cake at the bottom and begins to desire it, he looks around nervously. "Maybe just a bite" he wanders down to taste it.

[Kid Jojo™]

i snapped my fingers and the cake appeared in a different area, ".......no cakie for you......."

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

seeing as no one blew me off the hill yet, i guess this hill's still mine. .... ooh............. is that cake?

[Kid Jojo™]

"..yeeeeeup...." ~i picked it up and moved it under his muzzle~