My hill!!!

[Rygore Anikeria]

Ukko looks up and see's the Ion cannon in orbit. "Oh god..." Ukko's runes change to purple and Ukko fades away, only returning once the barrage is done.

[fishtank]

*draws minigun out of hammerspace*
*lays down fire unto thee whom survive ion barrage*
HA HA HAH AH CRY SOME MORE!

[Fletcher]

...Ion Cannon? Really? Those only affect machines (if you are referring to the Star Wars ones. I don't know of any others though)

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Claims the hill once again* Mine!

[Lumi]

*punts White* is mine nao

[fishtank]

...Ion Cannon? Really? Those only affect machines (if you are referring to the Star Wars ones. I don't know of any others though)

I'm talking about the command and conquer ones.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Is knocked over* Oww! Girls aren't supposed to hit *Hides in his miniature castle* My hill!

[Fletcher]

...Ion Cannon? Really? Those only affect machines (if you are referring to the Star Wars ones. I don't know of any others though)

I'm talking about the command and conquer ones.

Never heard of them.

[fishtank]

...Ion Cannon? Really? Those only affect machines (if you are referring to the Star Wars ones. I don't know of any others though)

I'm talking about the command and conquer ones.

Never heard of them.

you never played comand and councher? you sick sick man.

thosew ould turn the hill+surrounding area into a smoking crater

[Rygore Anikeria]

Ukko reappears behind Fishtank. "Well we cant have that now can we?" Ukko snaps his fingers, his runes flash purple and arcane shackles are clamped around Fishtank's legs and arms while Ukko looks for a way to disable his communications. "Maybe we should just launch him away...."

[Fletcher]

No, I have not played command and conquer. I've been to busy writing for a serious RP I'm running on another site (among other things like school (don't get me started talking about it)) *uses spell to launch fishtank into the RP he just mentioned where fish meets a very large and very hungry dragon who isn't picky about what he eats* Have fun 

*looks at hill* Hmm...Is there a way to take the hill without hitting the girl do you think?

[Rygore Anikeria]

"There might be..." Ukko sneaks up the hill.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White sneaks into one of Ukko's ears and whispers* "I am you conscience... you should take over this hill and become the Hill King, while allowing wolgons at reasonable prices to stay at the successful Ukko Hill Hotel."

[Gabag]

*grabs Ukko by the head*

I am your real consciousness
I say go out and kill all these ne' er do ells and coexist with Gabag

[Rygore Anikeria]

Ukko picks white out of his ear. "I like his plan better" he says, pointing to Gabag and flicks White away. "RAAH!" Ukko charges forward with his staff, which is filled with electricity.