My hill!!!

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*runs in and eats his brussel sprouts, than rushes back out to find everything horribly changed...*

[Kid Jojo™]

(Shockingly Wrong!) :snicker:

~cries at the sight of brussel sprouts~  :th_PyongLlora:

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Oh your back...while your were eating your veggies our god created a peaceful civilization. *goes into the new temple and begins preaching*

And as written in the poorly scrawled rules of a blind pirate captain.  [1] Thou shall not bear false arr. [2] Thou shall pillage.  [3] Thou shall steal thy neighbor's gold.  [4] Thou shall covet thy neighbor's ship. [5] Thou shall commandeer thy neighbor's ship [6] Thou shall not say or write thou or thy, as it is very annoying.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

Nuuuuu!!!! you stolew my pegan worshipers you birchcanoemaker!

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

We actually do have birch canoe maker but they don't hold cannons very well so that business is slow. Why are you interested in one?

You can control that hill over there.  *points to another spooky lookin' hill*  We don't like that one, it is spooky.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

Das 'cause of dose ebil sirens and sucubi.

[Kid Jojo™]

~hides behind wred's leg~  :sniffle:

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Sirens and succubi? Naw its because the pirate god lost his nickel over there so it is spooky.

Also its the pirate devil!

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

exactly, sirens and Succubi.

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

( is rofling because of a parody of Lord of the Rings on the his radio station )
Is that so? *begins stealing from the temple collection box*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

Sirens lead 'em in and succui take away their lust for the real treasure, gold, for just plain out lust. Disgusting. They're debils!!!

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

gold you say? Tempting...*starts sneaking off to the hill*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

Fon't listen to the succubi's songs, I forgot how to sing'em back wards and change you back to normal.

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

bundles smitty then race for the hill

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

*looks at the time and heads back to the center of the hill to find the civilization burning*  Eep.. *runs and hides* Its whoever did this' hill!