My hill!!!

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The wolgon roars at the top of the hill* My hill!

[Alice The Necrofox]

Boom headshot
White no longer has a head to roar with

[Gabag]

*sees a MadCat 'Mech punt Shrio 50 miles away*
ooohhhh thats gotta hurt!
now let's have some fun
*with thrust of his arm forwards, headcrabs, vortiguants, and other half life aliens and creatures appear, so now he's legitimately needed on the hill to fight them off*

[Alice The Necrofox]

*Glasses hill*
No you don't
*covenant vessel hovers over the hill*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Bends his neck back* You're going to pay for that *Breathes ice and it covers the covenant ship bringing it to the ground really quickly without the proper heat to keep it powered*

[Alice The Necrofox]

Covenant ship falls on White, cause it is HUGE!!
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7472/411804-covenant_assailt_carrier_super.jpg

[Gabag]

*reappears next to White with 15 other Gabags*
nice shot, but now it's mah turn!
*the 16 Gabags fires their hellstorm cannons and the covenant ship is a mere pebble now*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The wolgon grumbles and lifts up the part that was on top of him crawling out looking very angry* Oh Shiro, let's have a little chat...

[Alice The Necrofox]

"really?"
shiro summons the Red and Blue teams (every game in which they appear) sort out differences, and wipe up the hill.

[Gabag]

*summons the Gabag Nation, which encompass the soldiers of every video game known to mankind, and several known to dolphins*

[Alice The Necrofox]

 
Hey! no pulling game master!
THAT IS MY JOB!!!
*Hacks into database and erases every army (including Shiro's) from the memory*

[Gabag]

*double hacks and saves his Nation, but asks Shiro to view his pm'd proposal before trying that again*

[Alice The Necrofox]

Well since i am part of the nation...
guess white is not.

*Summons UNSC*
*Summons Covenant*
*Summons RA3*
*Summons Terran*
*Summons Protoss*
*Summons Soviet Army*
*Summons Black Sun army*
*Summons Eldar/Space Marines/Imperial Guard/Orks/Inquisition*
for starters.

[Gabag]

wait wait woah
White is a friend of the Nation

and we don't take the Inquisition, cause they always come uninvited and the protoss for their snooty attitude, and the covenant we can't accept for being anti human
The Eldar are snoots
Space Marines are allowed, Imp Guard are allowed, Orks are funny but too bloodthirsty so they are kept at an arms length, i dont know who RA3 are, the UNSC hates us, the Soviets dont agree with our underwater monarchy
The Terrans im not so sure about
and the Black sun i know nothing about

why need all these armies when I have Gabaglantis, a kingdom filled with battle ready clones at a moments noticce?

[Alice The Necrofox]

Explination:
RA3, red alert 3, under the Command and Conquer Universe, and under the Armed Republic of Shiro.
Black sun, a Star wars crime ring under the payroll of Shiro.
Personally, i prefer to have my armies protect me. Not that yours arn't very good.
ok then
*Summons Kane as Advisor to Shiro*
*Summons Black Sun Advisor*
I want the armies to attack this hill. Clear it off with a vacuum imploder first.
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