My hill!!!

[Crazking]

*defrosts wings and sets the hill ablaze* ah the wonders of flame!

[Gabag]

I've been away from this thread for a LONG time, time to take back what is mine.

*Gabag and his troops, armed with freeze throwers, jetpack in, and freeze EVERYTHING in sight that isnt them turning the hill into an arctic wasteland filled with statures.


And that is why I own this hill

[Crazking]

*mental spear is thrown at all of gabags troops killing them all*
* I break out of the icy prison encasing my body with three quick movements*
what once is frozen now is not I now revoke your icy plot
*with that the cold rushes off of everything and the hill is green again
but there gabag stands as solid as a lump of stone and I whisper in his frozen ear
* we've come a long way since you left you can't simply overpower us now plus logic dosen't work here so leave and come Back
 when you are insane ok    good now play nice and fair 


P.S I'm sorry if that was imposing at all but you deserved it

[Righteousbro]

*Murders this "logic"  which you speak of*
How dare you get in the way of insanity!

Now I shall claim this hill by rising a Kracken!
*rises Kracken while laughing evilly.*

[Crazking]

What is this logic nonsence damn logic always getting in the way I hate it why can't I create fire from nothing no energy to sustain it you say what about my energy hmmm the energy can't be transported from me to the flame but why and there logic intervenes again stupid stupid hoomans I hate them 

[Gabag]

*mental spear is thrown at all of gabags troops killing them all*
* I break out of the icy prison encasing my body with three quick movements*
what once is frozen now is not I now revoke your icy plot
*with that the cold rushes off of everything and the hill is green again
but there gabag stands as solid as a lump of stone and I whisper in his frozen ear
* we've come a long way since you left you can't simply overpower us now plus logic dosen't work here so leave and come Back
 when you are insane ok    good now play nice and fair 


P.S I'm sorry if that was imposing at all but you deserved it

*cracks knuckles*

you asked for it punk.
*unfreezes and cracks the neck of crazyking, then assassinates righteousbro and spears the kracken*
*Whispers in the dead ear or crazyking*
Come back when your actually able to hurt me, also you totally deserved it. Didn't mean to impose but I just imposed

and yes, I simply just overpowered you

(i like using sarcasm to make a point)

Don't be racist to humans

thats why trolls are born. out of fear of the unknown. Dont be a reverse troll, which is now a gnoll

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Anthro White pokes Gabag* My mother was a hamster and my father was full of elderberries. This hill belongs to humans and anthros and ferals! *Puts on the green mask and starts dancing a ChaCha and gets the Gabag army to dance with him* a lalalalala bamba!

[Gabag]

Bai lie la bamba

This is still MY hill la bamba

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Bumps Gabag* You lika the bamba mon? *Jamaican accent*

[Righteousbro]

I actually read it in a Jamaican accent when I was first reading through it.....
Well, 'tis my hill because I am using the Olde English Accent.... and because I have summoned ice warriors which are currently surronding this hill to wait for your surrender.... Give up now Jamaican sounding wolgon!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Uhh... my magic major is specifically ice magic. Can we just share the hill?

[Righteousbro]

Yes, we shall plot the rule the world with ice! or just this hill......

[White Wolf Guardian]

Yay! *Puts Ukko on my head* Fox power-up

[Rygore Anikeria]

Peace?.... Peace?!?! NEVER!!! *creates a whirlwind from the middle of the hill* This is mine!!! *shoots off jets of azure fire at anyone who gets close*

[Righteousbro]

That's it!
* Randomly dons awesome mage looking ancient robes*
I shall defeat you fox mage!