*had a hidden camera, and recorded the whole thing of them being scared/ and or barking, taking out the video he puts it in the Tv and begins his speech*
"Notice the shaving cream to the face, which ended up in me being confused, which ended up in you giggling, the aftermath of that would be the result of me being VERY peeved, now Good Night Sirs!"
*goes back to sleep snuggling a tempurpedic pillow*