I shall tell you all a tale, a tale of mystery and wonder.
I was 5 years old, sitting in the living room floor reading my mothers college books(they were the only books left i hadn't read O_O), suddenly, I came across a picture in one of the textbooks, it was a chameleon, from the moment i laid eyes upon it i thought it was just the bees knees, but we didnt have luxuries like computers so there wasn't much i could do.
fast forward 5 years, it was christmas, there was one gift left, i opened it, it was a computer, i was overjoyed, as soon as we had internet i rushed online and searched for everything i could about these strange creatures, i had to know everything, what they ate, where they lived, everything. after that craze, my life went on until i played kingdom hearts, after one fateful boss fight, it was then that i knew, i wanted to be one of them, i began to retract into myself, depressed that i was born human and not chameleon, it took some psychiatric help to get me on my feet again, and now i am happy soul.
now i am here, i didnt know what fur was, or i pretended i didn't because i was trying to fit in again after a new move, then i ran into rose/yoruichi/sin forsaken, and he was all like hey you will joins dis forums or you will die, and so i have joined and now i couldn't be happier...unless i win lotteries...mmm money.
is good story ja? surpsingly its true