Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)

[Octavia]

Chuck Norris can type so fast that he types at lightspeed

[Scyler]

Kryptonite is said to hold large amounts of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it's so deadly to Superman.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

there is no suh thing as evolution, nst a list of animals chuck norris allows to live..

(i guess he just doesn't like anthros or dinosaurs)

[Manual_automation]

^ that was funny


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Scyler]

If you ask Chuck Norris the time, he will always say, "Two seconds til." When you ask "Two seconds til what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[Manual_automation]

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

(scyler, check your e-mail)

[Wolfy-KuPo]

The CN in CN Tower stands for Chuck Norris, it is supposed to stand for his greatness but it isn't great enough!  :peace:

[Blackout]

Chick Norris?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[Scyler]

Chuck Norris one took an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.

[Wolfy-KuPo]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[Scyler]

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. O.O

[iKero-chu™]

ROFL.
I love this.
OMG, My hero.
xD

Chuck Norris is sueing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

[Scyler]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[Blackout]

Chuck Norris once build a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot he met all three bullets with his beard, shreding each one like a cheese grater as they went through his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer asmazement.

[Scyler]

Chuck Norris once found a site with Chuck Norris jokes on it. He deleted the Internet.