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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2008, 03:34:25 PM »
chuck norris' chief export is pain
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2008, 08:38:34 PM »
Chuck Norris. Period.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2008, 08:41:52 PM »
chuck norris drinks napalm to quench his thirst
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2008, 09:39:32 PM »
According to Einstein's theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can kick you yesterday.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2008, 09:41:41 PM »
chuck norris dosen't use spell check, if he mispells a word, oxford will change the spelling of the word
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2008, 12:08:22 AM »
Chuckles Norris.

*dies by Mr. Norris' telekinesis*
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2008, 04:05:46 AM »
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2008, 02:42:15 PM »
Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was younger; there were no survivors.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2008, 08:53:17 PM »
under chuck norris's beard is an identical tatoo of the orginal beard
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2008, 11:24:20 PM »
Chuck Norris had a goat when he was younger.  The goat always tried kicking him.
Remember how I said he HAD a goat?

I totally just made that up.  Seriously.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2008, 02:06:43 AM »
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2008, 02:11:00 AM »
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2008, 02:05:14 AM »
there is no such thing as worm holes, only placesd where CN has round house kicked the universe
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2008, 03:08:56 AM »
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2008, 03:27:38 AM »
/\awesome.

Chuc....*dies*
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