*crouches down and narrowly misses a tree* "AAAGGHHH!!" * rockets out of control and into a stump, knocking his boots free of the board, flies for 10 feet and falls into a pile of untrodden snow* "Ooooohhhhhh......." *stands up and dusts himself off, laughing* "Haha, you win, Andre! You win!! Hahahahaha!!"