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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #105 on: June 26, 2010, 01:33:59 AM »
A doctor talks to his patient about some test results:

Doctor: I have bad news, and I have worse news
Patient: Oh dear! What's the bad news?
Doctor: According to these results, you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh dear! What could possibly be worse?
Doctor: Well, the worse news is that I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!

The patient then suddenly died
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #106 on: June 27, 2010, 02:56:42 AM »
Q : What do you call a chair with 4 eyes and 4 legs?

A : A chair with a spider on it
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #107 on: June 30, 2010, 01:17:05 AM »
Wanna hear a funny joke?

Woman's rights.
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