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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2008, 12:48:53 AM »
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?




Because they kept going "Bach, bach, bach, bach"
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2008, 12:59:57 AM »
What's red and sits in the corner?





A naughty strawberry.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2008, 01:20:36 AM »
Q: Where does bad light go?
A: To a prism.

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2008, 06:32:24 PM »
Did you hear they going to send some longhorns into space?

It's going to be the herd shot 'round the world!


So God created the cycle of light and dark, then an angel comes up to him and asks him what he's going to do.
"Call it a day"

I've loaded with puns :3
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2008, 07:34:38 PM »
lol

u walk intoa room w/ 3 labs inside, the lab with green squishy stuff is a bio lab, the one with steam the color of a frog spitting out is a chem lab, the lab that nothing is happening in is a physics lab
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2008, 02:18:34 AM »
Two hats were on a rack, the one said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2008, 12:56:09 AM »
What's wrong with Elvis' last days?

He spent them on the toilet! (xD)
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2008, 01:15:53 AM »
why didn't the skeliton cross the road... he didn't have the guts to do it
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2008, 06:25:14 PM »
What do you call a Dinosaur that sleeps?

a DinoSNORE.

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2008, 06:34:48 PM »
So the Basque party in Spain was having a ball, but the place caught fire. There was only one exit door, so many were trampled on the way out. It just goes to show you'd better not put all your Basques in one exit.

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas...
Luke Skywalker: That's not possible!
Darth Vader: I felt your presence...

I've always got more punch lines... Maybe I should be pun]ished for all of this... Or be locked up in a pun]/b]itentiary...
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2008, 07:09:01 PM »
sup /b/  (i know about 100 ppl arte mad at me lol, my friend started it on xbox live)
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2008, 11:25:33 AM »
~ Please refrain from dirty jokes, thanks
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« Last Edit: December 19, 2008, 05:44:34 PM by Tezztor Ne'taku »
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2008, 02:04:43 PM »
O_O that joke.....


'scarred for life' lol jk
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2008, 03:59:34 PM »
((o.O still dont get.....oh...O.O...ok...ive benn trickerededed))
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2008, 04:34:11 PM »
(i don't get it)

what do u say when u run by ure friend and give them a high five as u go by "five by"
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