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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #75 on: January 03, 2009, 06:05:56 PM »
What do you call a tiny fortune teller who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large :3
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #76 on: January 05, 2009, 02:18:57 PM »
person a: how do you get an elephant into a mail box
person b: how
person a: you take the f in weigh
person b: wait theirs no f in weigh (lol no fing way get it?)

What did the buizle say to the oyster pokemon thing (sorry don't know its name)
What?
Your lookin' awfully tasty, nom nom nom.  (sorry couldn't help myself, I just had clam a while ago =(^.^)= )

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #77 on: January 05, 2009, 06:30:20 PM »
a man looks at the news paper that has the tianic sinking as the headlines.

"Well...that went down well?"
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #78 on: January 05, 2009, 07:04:24 PM »
Randomly heard these, some are kinda weird/gross:

What Do Christmas and a Cat In the Dessert Have In Common?
Sandy Clause
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Why did the first monkey Fall Out Of the Tree?
Because It Was Died
Why Did The Second Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?
Because It was Staple To the first monkey
Why Did The Third Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?
Peer Pressure
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This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in west Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you aint goin' to eat that, mind if i do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chilli. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too"
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Person 1: Err It smells like Up dog in here
Person 2: Whats Up Dog?
Person 1: Ah nothing much, you?
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #79 on: January 05, 2009, 08:48:28 PM »
it took me far too long to get that last one lol O_o
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2009, 04:40:56 AM »
The economy is so bad that the Mafia has to meet at the Olive Garden.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #81 on: March 21, 2009, 12:52:00 PM »
please let me write this XD
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #82 on: March 21, 2009, 10:05:05 PM »
*Chuckle* Dude! Your pants are showing! (You have no clue how often this works...)
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2009, 03:14:49 PM »
*nice!*
a man is stealing a freinds boat
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friendhe`s stealing your boat
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2009, 09:32:53 PM »
Why did the man get firedt from Pepsi?


THey found Coke in his system   

lol
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #85 on: March 26, 2009, 03:54:05 AM »
"Look, a distraction!!!"
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #86 on: April 28, 2009, 02:15:04 PM »
How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her.


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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #87 on: April 28, 2009, 03:22:29 PM »
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #88 on: June 12, 2009, 07:26:05 PM »
Lol!

have you heard about the man who lost ALL of his right side?

you answer:

Well he`s all right now
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #89 on: June 13, 2009, 06:25:19 PM »
Left side, but whatever.  :P

A man has been waiting anxiously while his wife was undergoing complicated surgery. The surgeon comes into the waiting room and announces that he has good news and bad news. The bad news is that a second tumor was found during the operation. “What’s the good news?” asked the husband. The surgeon replied, “We were able to remove the second tumor completely and believe that your wife will have a full recovery.”
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