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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #90 on: June 14, 2009, 01:05:23 AM »
I have one similar to that

Doctor: I'm afraid I have good news and bad news...
Woman: What's the bad news?
Doctor: you only have three weeks left to live
Woman: w..what's the good news?
Doctor: You're pregnant!
*Woman falls on the ground in hysterics*
Doctor: wait....
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #91 on: June 15, 2009, 05:52:46 PM »
Here's a joke I made up myself.

Q: What do you call a monkey who works at a blacksmith?
A: Curious "FORGE"
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #92 on: June 16, 2009, 08:27:17 PM »
...My brains dead ..oh i get it XD

A man walked into a bar "ouch" he said
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #93 on: May 16, 2010, 12:52:38 PM »
My iq just went from three to 2




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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #94 on: May 16, 2010, 12:54:54 PM »
I entered a pun competition, with 10 entries.
I was hoping that I could win,
but sadly no pun in-ten-did
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #95 on: May 22, 2010, 08:30:08 PM »
Here's one I made up

GOD AT THE DRIVE-THRU

god: I'll have one eruption-burger  and one tsunami-shake please

worker: do you want quake-fries :?

Budum chhh

Lamely funny lolz
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #96 on: June 03, 2010, 04:58:06 AM »
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender calls animal control so it can be handled by a trained professional.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #97 on: June 03, 2010, 12:47:00 PM »
Lol









What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #98 on: June 04, 2010, 01:52:37 AM »
Q: Who was in both Star Wars and Star Trek?
A: Han Sulu!!!  :P
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #99 on: June 05, 2010, 12:01:27 AM »
Lets see if you get this one:

Jesus and Satan get into an argument over who's better at a computer. They decide to make a contest and after a few hours of making files the power incidentally goes out. Satan turns on his computer and finds everything is gone but Jesus starts back up and finishes everything. Afterwards Satan goes to God and says "Jesus must have cheated, how where his files still there" and God says
"Jesus saves."
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #100 on: June 07, 2010, 01:12:53 PM »
X ) lol I get it!
 

Math joke:

SYNTAX ERROR!
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2010, 03:40:47 PM »
Eh, I'll give this a shot. I apologise if it's offensive:

Q. What's the difference between a dog lying in the middle of the road and a politician lying in the middle of the road?

A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

And a nerdy computer one:
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open Windows.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2010, 04:45:17 PM »
Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 12, 2009, 07:26:05 PM
Lol!

have you heard about the man who lost ALL of his [(EDIT] left) side?

you answer:

Well he`s all right now
it's suppose to be all of his left side missing.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #103 on: June 24, 2010, 10:32:22 PM »
Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
...you said you'd never forget...
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #104 on: June 25, 2010, 05:57:57 AM »
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.

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