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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2008, 09:54:23 PM »
what's a common earth bender name... rocky
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2008, 10:21:15 PM »
xD Yes, rocky.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2008, 01:53:13 AM »
I was thinking Gibraltar... but Rocky works. Stallone will have something to say about that name though.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #48 on: December 25, 2008, 02:15:18 AM »
what did the acorn say after it grew up?  Geomatry (Gee I'm a tree)
What foot ball team used to be all females?  The Bengals (been gals)
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2008, 04:15:27 AM »
My god I'm impressed! My IQ dropped from jokes! XP
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #50 on: December 25, 2008, 04:21:05 AM »
How do you get rid of a blonde?  Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool XD
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Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #51 on: December 25, 2008, 04:23:46 AM »
oi my best friend is blond
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #52 on: December 25, 2008, 04:24:46 AM »
=(^.^)= its a joke lol chill out
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And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #53 on: December 25, 2008, 07:22:52 AM »
Quote from: Kora The Squishy Otter on December 25, 2008, 02:15:18 AM
what did the acorn say after it grew up?  Geomatry (Gee I'm a tree)
What foot ball team used to be all females?  The Bengals (been gals)

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #54 on: December 25, 2008, 03:11:51 PM »
=(^.^)=
thats what I'm here for Jess
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I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #55 on: December 25, 2008, 04:48:23 PM »
How do you determine if a brunette is dyed? Tell her how to get to a Burger King she's been to before, but tell her the wrong way.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #56 on: December 26, 2008, 06:54:00 PM »
You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #57 on: December 26, 2008, 11:11:22 PM »
xD

You're my bread and butter, sugar. (horrible pick-up line)
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #58 on: December 27, 2008, 03:37:19 AM »
apple apple apple apple
stop saying apple
orange
......
what orange you glad I didn't say apple?
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Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #59 on: December 27, 2008, 08:41:41 PM »
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic, only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
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