Well, I guess this is the point where I introduce myself. I'm Jacob, your new resident zebraffe. For those who can't guess on your own, that means I'm a hybrid of zebra (on my mother's side) and giraffe (on my father's). I live in the northern United States (I'd prefer not to say which state across the internet...), I'm 24 years old and...well, I'm not exactly sure what's meant by type of furry, so I'll wait until somebody clarifies for me before I list that about myself.