(( =3 I LOVE appletiser. It's like a drug to me.
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I recieve my appletiser, and drink the equivilent of a can of it, and begin singing in my usual drunken manner.
"Once there was a chicken, the chicken went to town, it went to town to buy some...brown, and that's the reason it went to town!"
I finish the rest of it in under five minutes, sing a bit more, have a crazy rant ("ONE HUNDRED APPLES MARC! ONE HUNDERD APPLES! THAT'LL DO MY FIVE-A-DAY FOR A WEEK!") and then faint.
((OOC: This actually happened to me once. But on two cans of appltiser in one go - not three litres.
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