Kage's Furry Tavern

[Rhakshi]

(tear gas blinds you? And it stings)
/throws mob shrapnels
(i'm not sure if that's the name for it but it shoots tiny pellets scattering mobs or crowds, very painful)

[Goblin Cat 😸]

*watches the mob beads ricochet off her scales while crying and dancing*

[Rhakshi]

/gets anti dragon version

[Theridos]

*just majestically dodges them all while still dancing with nyx*

[Omega]

*walks in and goes to the bar and orders a gallon of ale*
*looks around*
Rhakshi why must you throw things?

[Leo Dusai]

*walks in after going to various other taverns and goes up to the bar*
I'll....ungh..bu.....goodn..*Belches*...ahh
*falls unconcious on the floor*

[Rhakshi]

/pokes Wild Dog

[Leo Dusai]

*mumbles as he is poked*
no grandma, they're my waffles

[Rhakshi]

/pours water on him

[Leo Dusai]

*wakes up suddenly*
ahhhhh
*realises he's wet*
oh no, someone peed in my pants

[Sareen]

*stumbles in drunk singing*Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

[Bomberkitty]

-Walks up to the tavern and notices the Grand open sign put up- "Hmm? Grand opening? So....if I were to walk into that tavern, I'd instantly turn into a wrinkled old grandmother lady? AAAAAH-well, I did hear that old people tend to have more knowledge which I can use. In I go!" -Waltz into the tavern and looks down at herself just to be disappointed- "Aww man! Well, I might as well have a Blue Apple drink! -Sits at the counter and shifts side to side in seat- "Heh, heh"

[Sareen]

* sits next to bomber and says drunkenly* hey *falls of the chair and looks at the light* ooo shiny

[Rhakshi]

/pokes all the drunks

[Sareen]

*stummbles to feet and pokes Rha before fallin over again and going to sleep* :sleepytime: