*Cuddles' tail feels cheated on*
Tail: The nerve of that girl!
Me: Calm down...
Tail: How dare she marry a nose after marrying ME!
Me: I'm sure theres an explanation...
Tail: I bet it smells funny!
Me: Uh...You're a tail....Why do you care?
Tail: And YOU'RE BLUE! Who is EVER BLUE?! BLUE SUCKS!
Me: B-but...I like blue...*Sniffle*
Tail: I wish I wasn't blue!
*Cuddles crys as his tail rants about niala and being blue*