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Author Topic: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???  (Read 3969 times)

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Offline Dr. Strange

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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2009, 11:25:53 PM »
because I can.
~purrs and sits next to, offering Klondike~
peace offering?
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2009, 01:02:44 AM »
i would eat a chocolate covered eggplant (XD) for a klondike bar
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2009, 01:36:14 AM »
*Murr* I Feral-fy and sit at Shattered's feet, gnawing on the Klondike Bar.

(I would go Folf Feral for a Klondike Bar. Yerf!)
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2009, 11:28:14 AM »
i would eat a klondike bar for a klondike bar.
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2009, 02:01:22 PM »
*Hugs Jesse* I was wondering when someone would get that one.

I would declare myself as a terrorist for a Klondike Bar!
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2009, 11:19:01 PM »
~looks at~
And I would stick a grenade in your pocket to blow you up for one. Then eat it.
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2009, 11:23:38 PM »
I would do a stupid jig for one.
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2009, 03:27:17 AM »
I'd by a hundered puppies for one
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2009, 02:57:38 PM »
Me and my friend came up with a hundred of these one day:

Guy standing next a cop:
"Hey there, would you shoot that cop?"
"No way!"
"I've got a Klondike Bar.
"Just cal me the 'Klondike Cop Killer'!!!!"

Man walking by a mother in a store who is not paying attention to the stroller with her child in it:
"Would you steal that woman's baby."
"Are you joking?"
"Would you do it for a Klondike Bar?
Man runs and steals the stroller. The 19 year old mother doesn't notice.

We got plenty more but I'm too lazy to remember them.
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2009, 11:19:45 PM »
wow.... that's funny.
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2009, 12:54:41 AM »
I went up to a friend and messed with him.

"What would YOU... *sets a Klondike Bar down* Do for a Klondike Bar?"
(He was reading) "Shut up!"
"Ooooh. That's deep..."
He stopped talking... Trying to ignore me.
Then I screamed, "CONGRADU-LADU-LATIONS!" and tossed it at his head and ran off.

I really need my camera.
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2009, 01:01:43 AM »
I would kiss a girl.  :shcoked:
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2009, 01:13:14 AM »
I would kiss my wall. (Inside joke... Wait till I show you my wall tomorrow)

Heehee. Jesse.
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2009, 09:34:47 PM »
I would streak through a nudist colony for one

(since they are nude that meands im dressed)

((plz dont punish me for this one))
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Re: What Would YOU Do... For a Klondike Bar???
« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2009, 09:37:51 PM »
xD I would actually walk into a bar wearing a skimpy outfit and beckon someone over then castrate him with a spork.
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