Neither, I'm alergic to fruits and vegetables. They induce an involuntary vomiting reflux. (That's my excuse, I'm stickin' to it.)
Whoppers are a candy as well as a burger. It's a chocolate coated malt ball.
Frick....Whoppers made me forget again! Uh......OH! Do you have any excuses for things? Like one you would use if someone asked you something? Like my excuse for fruits and veges.