(This took me a while to write so I'm gonna post it anyway ***)
We'll start from the beginning, children
Once upon a time there was a big, mean manager of a restaurant, who stormed around shouting at the nice people who worked there. Then One day, A waiter called Chris was working hard taking orders and bringing food out, and that day Chris had kindly volunteered to work an extra shift so the nice employees weren't over-worked. After around 4 hours into the shift, the big, mean manager took Chris to one side and began to shout at him, calling him names and saying that he was stupid because allegedly Chris had been slacking off when in truth, everyone else was slacking off and he was trying to do the work of five people all on His own. Chris had tried to explain this to his manager, but the manager wouldn't listen and said that Chris was a lazy ******** Who didn't do anything at all. Now Chris had trouble controlling his anger at the best of times as his mind is quite unstable anyway...So to prevent himself from hurling a table at his boss, he just walked away without saying a word, in fact he walked so far away, he arrived home before his shift had ended.
And No, I haven't heard a gunshot
And so Chris got an early finish and his manager didn't have to go to casualty
The end.
What's one of the funniest things you've seen?