The Poking thread!

[anoni]

*Pokes wolf*

...maybe,

On a side note, I need you take me to teleport me to france, the sword the sad guy is wearing is actually the GREAT SWORD OF HAMUS. And it is of dire importance that it is not put into the wrong hands!

*Pokes wolf*

[The Past]

*Pokes the desperate attempts to stay on topic*

[anoni]

*pokes Lita*

This is the poking thread, what topic is there... but to Poke people

*Pokes Wolf, Rasui, Lita and Sad guy*

[legolyle]

*pokes anoni and lita, then runs away*
muahahaha

[anoni]

*Anoni cocks shotgun*

Not today!

*Rides on motorbike all badass style, except crashes and lands on a crate full of stuffed animals and pillows*

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

[legolyle]

*pulls up in fast car, takes off BA sunglasses, pokes shotgun*
*jumps back in car, puts on sunglasses, does a burnout*

[anoni]

*jumps into car, pokes Legolyle on the nose, takes wheel, straightens it up, puts it on cruise control, jumps out of car*

MWHAHAHAHAHA

[legolyle]

*jumps out on roller skates, pokes anoni in back, grabs passing car and skates by*

[anoni]

*pulls out jetpack*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

*goes past Legolyle, Pokes him, flies away*

[legolyle]

*pulls out giant electromagnet, pulls back anoni and jetpack, pokes in face, then turns off magnet, letting anoni fly away*

[anoni]

DAMN YOU MAGNETS!

*takes off jet pack*

*Open parachute at last safe second*

*Poke Legolyle, throw open parachute at him, run away*

[legolyle]

*pulls out large leaf-blower, uses with the parachute to skate along the ground at high speed, defying physics*

HAHAH!
*pokes anoni, and shoots air at him from leaf-blower*

[anoni]

*furs all straight and puffy from the air*

Oh wait I remember I had this

*Goes into interdimensional portal*

*Comes out of thin air* MWAHAHHA *Pokes Legolyle then goes back to another dimension*

[legolyle]

*pokes air*
huh, hes gone, owell
*pokes self*
heheh

[anoni]

*Materialises right where Legolyle is poking"*

CRAP!