Quotes. Any and all are welcome.

[Dessum]

"Here's mah *** farm!" - The Aussie guy from "Tropical Thunder."

[artimus]

"This isn't an argument, it's a series of contradictions!"
"No it isn't!"
-Monty Python, Monty Python's Flying Circus

[Vamp]

"It's funny how some one can break your heart but you still love them with all the little peices." ~emo guy in my math class

[artimus]

"You could have had them both done if you hadn't been in there skulking and listening to that racket."
"Racket?! That's Brahms! Brahms third racket!"
-Sybil & Basil Fawlty. Fawlty Towers, Episode 1.

[Armalite_]

"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda

[Dessum]

Ha, that was a good one Spike

"You just made rock history dude!" Corey Taylor to Joey Jordison after he played with Metallica

[Vamp]

"How can you love, how can you hate, that which you do not acknoledge?" ~Johnny The Homicidal Maniac


R.I.P. Johnny C.

[Armalite_]

"Can I see some ID?" - cashier to my buddy, Jeff.

*waves his two fingers in an ark* "You do not need to see my identification." - Jeff

[Gabag]

"Rule # 1, Maintain Cardio"
Columbus, Zombieland

[artimus]

Is it okay if I post two? If not, you can reprimand me or something. Sorry, I just really, really love these two moments.

My favorite moment between Rei and Shinji in the series Neon Genesis Evangelion

*After Shinji opens her Eva's entry plug after a vicious battle*

Rei: I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm supposed to say at  this time.

Shinji: Why don't you just smile?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The End of Evangelion

*During a surreal "conversation" between Shinji and an imagined Asuka*

Shiji: *tossing chairs and the table over* Please, don't abandon me! Don't go away! Please don't kill me!!!

Asuka: *coldly* No.

[KittKat chunky~]

my computer when i tried to get my homework off my pendrive~

~ Pendrive E:// refers to an area that does not exist ~

oh brilliant 

[Kindran Ornitier]

I've got several but can't remember who said them.....

"Cat's were put on earth to show that not everything on earth has a purpose." - some blasphemer who will recieve a scratch on the nose
"When one person does something strange they are called a lunatic. When a large group of people do something strange it's called 'religion'." - a wise man
"Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?" - another wise man

[Buddy]

" your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!
ze french person-monty python and the holy grail

"that rabbits DYNAMITE!!"
king arthur-monty python and the holy grail

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

WingedZephyr has given me permission to post here.

"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. If we would not allow our enemies have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

"I would like to rest with my family. But, because my people and soldiers are important to me, I sacrifice my personal life to pave the road of revolution." Kim Jong-il

"The doom of a nation can be averted only by a storm of flowing passion, but only those who are passionate themselves can arouse passion in others." - Adolf Hitler

"Do not be attracted to easy paths, because the paths that make your feet bleed are the only true ways to get ahead in life." - Saddam Hussein

"War alone brings the highest tension of all human energies, and imposes the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it." - Benito Mussolini

"I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition." - Fidel Castro

[Philly Tanuki]

lol I love that you posted quotes from every well known dictator.

"A rash action is worse than no action at all." - The Doctor