"This is the sort of arrant nonsense up with I will not put!" -Churchill
"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work!" -Thomas Edison
“There's a graveyard in northern France where all the dead boys from D-Day are buried. The white crosses reach from one horizon to the other. I remember looking it over and thinking it was a forest of graves. But the rows were like this, dizzying, diagonal, perfectly straight, so after all it wasn't a forest but an orchard of graves. Nothing to do with nature, unless you count human nature.”- Barbara Kingsolver
"A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'" -Unknown