"The Statue of Liberty is kaput...that's disconcerting..."
- Cpt. Miller, Saving Private Ryan
"Come to Drama Night, $5!"
"What's the play about this time?"
"Have you seen the movie, Museum?"
"Uhh, yeah."
"K, well it's nothing like that..."
- Adrian and I
"No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops always end up in your pants."
- Unknown