Quotes. Any and all are welcome.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"In twenty years, when we're DEAD!" - My nephew, Jeremy, if you ask him when something will happen.

[Entaru]

"I'm already dead...I'm just waiting for rigor mortis to kick in"   A quote from myself

[Dessum]

"Why is it beeping!?"

"It's a bomb..."

Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Vegas 2

[Kindran Ornitier]

can't remember who said these but it was different people for each one
"cats were put on earth to show that not everything has a purpose"
"Light travels faster than sound - isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?"
"When one person acts strange he is called a lunatic. When a large number of people act strange it's called religion."

[JellyMuffins]

One of my all-time favourites:

"Everything you touch turns to rigor mortis!"

Also:

"Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time"

[Dessum]

Heard this in the headboy's school speech today:

"Victory is never final, defeat is never fatal, it's courage that counts."

Winston Churchill

[Count of Cutesy]

"Yeah, it's all cool."

Edit: "Oh crud, wrong topic!" Benny


Watch your language. You set off the auto-sensor. And you do not edit what a moderator writes in your posts. Hehehe. Sorry, I didn't know using (Another word for poop is also a game found at a casino) was bad. Crud is better, right?

[.: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :.]

One from a great movie:

'Never lie, cheat, or steal. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must steal, Steal away in the moments that take your breath away.

[Armalite_]

"When I was asked to speak at your commencement, I immediately said yes...Then I wondered what a commencement was. I didn't have a dictionary so I had to write the word down to break it up and figure out the meaning myself. Common-cement. Commencement. We commonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks...and when you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. So there's that. So I am honored to be speaking here today at your common cement." - Ellen Degeneres

[artimus]

"When the chips are down, these people will eat each other. You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
-The Joker (Heath Ledger), The Dark Knight

[JellyMuffins]

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

[Vee Katame: His Wolfy]

One from a great movie:

'Never lie, cheat, or steal. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must steal, Steal away in the moments that take your breath away.

Ah, Hitch. Very good movie. Of course, I like all of Will Smith's movies (the ones I've seen anyway).
But I like the full quote better...
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. "

And I love this...
V: "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona."
[pauses]
V: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: "The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."
[giggles]
V: "Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Evey Hammond: "Are you like a crazy person?"
V: "I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?"
Evey Hammond: "I'm Evey."
V: "Evey? E-V. Of course you are."
Evey Hammond: "What does that mean?"
V: "It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidences."
From V For Vendetta, when V introduces himself after he kills the Fingermen that attacked Evey.

[Count of Cutesy]

"cats were put on earth to show that not everything has a purpose"

To who ever said that, boo. Okay, just boo.

"That joke was funny the FIRST time. ...Ammusing the SECOND. ...Annoying the THIRD." Danny Bonaduche (I say that whenever that Scrubbing Bubbles commercial comes on where all those bubbles go "EWWWW" in a tone that is cute at first but gets annoying quick.)

[artimus]

"I am many things, Kal-El. But here, I am God."
-Darkseid (Michael Ironside), Superman: The Animated Series. Legacy Pt. 2

spoilers:

When taken in context, it's even better though, that despite enslaving people and forcing them to work in the slave pits of Apokolypse, the slaves see Darkseid as a God, carrying him off to heal him when Superman defeated him.

[JellyMuffins]

"There are three important things in life; your friends, your family and ice cream"