*starting up a game of the old school donkey kong*
"O PLEASE DONT BEAT MY PLUMBER BOYFRIEND TO A PULP WITH YOUR GIANT MONKEY ARMS!"
"O PLEASE I'M GONNA THROW BARRELS AT HIM!"
"I really hope no giant monkeys come and beat me to a pulp with their giant monkey arms, THATS MY ONE WEAKNESS!"
*sees the barrels*
"O goody barrels, good thing I was so good at Track and Field"
*donkey kong is enraged*
"ACK, YOU DIDNT TELL ME HE COULD JUMP OVER THEM!"
"you know, you still could beat him down with your giant monkey arms...."
"Oh please what are the odds of him coming up here....."
*sees Peach and Mario escape*
"&*(^*"