LEGASP!
THE ORIGINAL OF GABAGDOM HAS APPEARED!
*suddenly all the other Gabags in existence, numbering in the thousands, kneel down in praise of the original Gabag, except for Gabag the Scribe*
"Gabags, Ladies and Gentlewolves, I have the pleasure to introduce the ORIGINAL GABAG!"
*Scribe Gabag moves away bowing his head as Gabag appears*