*then a nightstick catches the spokes of the bike, stopping it as a police officer with a giant moustache and a scottish accent appears holding the nightstick* "Sorry, can't bicycle on the side-walk, might run over cats or children..." *People without eyes appear on the streets, chatting about random things, and children playing in the alleyways*
I wonder how long a mad-man can handle being in the land of order....