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Author Topic: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"  (Read 4583 times)

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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #75 on: May 17, 2009, 03:24:13 PM »
"One does not simply bribe their way with lemons into Mordor!"


I hope you will remember me, At least say so to comfort me, You say goodbye so easily, Its now or never, It may seem really pitiful, But life became too beautiful, The pain of love unbearable, It's now or never, Gone Forever.

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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #76 on: May 17, 2009, 03:25:47 PM »
One does not simply send sharks with laser beams into Mordor, theres not water!
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #77 on: May 17, 2009, 03:35:52 PM »
One does not simply strap on an assault harness and a jump pack and fly into Mordor, noooo YOU NEED TO HACK YOUR WAY THROUGH! AND YOU NEED TO HAVE OVERLY SHINY ARMOR AND A CHAINSAW SWORD!!!

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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #78 on: May 17, 2009, 03:54:00 PM »
One does not simply get confused by Gabag and then thrown into Mordor!


I hope you will remember me, At least say so to comfort me, You say goodbye so easily, Its now or never, It may seem really pitiful, But life became too beautiful, The pain of love unbearable, It's now or never, Gone Forever.

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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #79 on: May 18, 2009, 11:21:46 AM »
"One does not simply waltz into Mordor, that's why you Foxtrot instead."

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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #80 on: May 18, 2009, 12:32:35 PM »
One does not simply get Zits on the way into Mordor, you'll more likely get boils, or even boiled....
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #81 on: May 20, 2009, 04:01:15 AM »
"One does not simply reference Lord of the rings on the way into Mordor"
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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #82 on: May 20, 2009, 10:05:29 AM »
One does not simply hurl a million cows into mordor with catapults that's supposed to be done at castle aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #83 on: May 20, 2009, 05:00:13 PM »
One does not simply send the chibi dragon squad into Mordor, they'd reduce it to rubble within minutes  :th_PyongLlora:
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #84 on: May 20, 2009, 08:55:30 PM »
One does not simply send omega kawaii chibi cloud into mordor his magic won't work and David Lee Roth isn't there either
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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #85 on: May 21, 2009, 02:47:03 AM »
"one does not simply call a friend on the way into mordor, your lucky to get one bar!"
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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #86 on: May 21, 2009, 02:54:50 AM »
"One does not simply Smuggle pizza's into Mordor! Sauron is on a diet"


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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #87 on: May 25, 2009, 10:56:37 PM »
On simply does not read the Twilight series whilst on their way into mordor! Or read the Twilight series at any time for that matter...
The kind of people who take the lead, are the ones who die most famously.
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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #88 on: May 26, 2009, 03:50:48 AM »
one does not merely agree with Artemis on the way to mordor, you hug him for denouncing twilight"
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Re: "One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"
« Reply #89 on: May 26, 2009, 04:04:50 AM »
(personal yay!)     One does not simply set up a lemonade stand on their way into mordor.
The kind of people who take the lead, are the ones who die most famously.
Those who follow, die in peace.
Which one would you prefer?


 

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