"One does not simply _____ into Mordor!"

[Dog Donovan]

One does not simply do the Cupid Shuffle into Mordor!

[Chrono Blackwyng]

"One does not simply Shoop into Mordor, first you need to....
CHARGE J00R LAZOR!!!!
 :digimon: "

[Kindran Ornitier]

Not even chuck norris simply walks into Mordor. Mordor walks into chuck norris.

[Scyler]

Not even chuck norris simply walks into Mordor. Mordor walks into chuck norris.

I think you just crossed the line.

One does not simply roundhouse kick the walls around Mordor to knock them into the denizens of Mordor. One must be Chuck Norris.

[Kindran Ornitier]

Not even chuck norris simply walks into Mordor. Mordor walks into chuck norris.

I think you just crossed the line.

One does not simply roundhouse kick the walls around Mordor to knock them into the denizens of Mordor. One must be Chuck Norris.

What do you mean crossed the line?

One does not simply jump the bandwagon going into Mordor.

[Scyler]

Not even chuck norris simply walks into Mordor. Mordor walks into chuck norris.

I think you just crossed the line.

One does not simply roundhouse kick the walls around Mordor to knock them into the denizens of Mordor. One must be Chuck Norris.

What do you mean crossed the line?

One does not simply jump the bandwagon going into Mordor.

Chill man, tis only a joke.

[Vosur Aekira]

"One does not simply fart in Mordor, gas prices are to high as of late."

[Chrono Blackwyng]

"One does not simply fight your way into Mordor, it would take days, weeks even, just to get past the front door!"

[Dog Donovan]

One does not simply come up with an INTELLIGENT way to enter Mordor. No, it's gotta' be 'Frodo, bear the ring into Mordor while we go on a happy waltz across the land' Naw. They wouldn't just gather all of the Middle Earthen men and crush Mordor with tactical superiority and then walk into Mordor.

[Gabag]

One can't walk simply Walk into Mordor, without first using a pimping air strike and paratrooper drop!
then you Drop the Hammer of the Emperor with Terminators leading and crush those puny Orcs!

[.: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :.]

One does not simply fire patsy's magic bullet into Mordor! you need to collect the crate first!

[Vosur Aekira]

"One does not simply drop the F-Bomb in Mordor, you must use a more powerful H-Bomb instead."

[Scyler]

One does not simply drive a Honda into Mordor! One must drive a toyota! Orcs fear Japanese cars!

[Chrono Blackwyng]

One does not simply fly into Mordor, unless you like being shot down by a bunch of weird looking flying lizards (those things cannot be dragons, they are way too ugly for that)

[Gabag]

One does not simply fly into Mordor, unless you like being shot down by a bunch of weird looking flying lizards (those things cannot be dragons, they are way too ugly for that)

One Must not simply make fun of the Nazgul in Mordor, that is to invite death, dragon or not, ugly or not, those things are AWESOME!