What's Your Pokéname? (This is crazy xD)

[Arilys DuskFlare]

http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokecgi.cgi

Mine is:

Polirino

Profile

You live in the rivers of South America, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, twigs and green tea.

Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You can shoot broken glass. You can float in water. You can spit evil glances. You can spit maple syrup. You can shoot lightning bolts.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Moovee. ((O.o who the heck is that? xD))

[Tyla]

Let's lookey!

Drowzard

Profile

You live in the searing volcanoes of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, cows and beer.
Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You have uncanny instinct. You have a cell phone. You can resist maple syrup. You can throw salt spikes. You can spit poison. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have a covered wicker basket. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You can shoot evil glances.
Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Lorider.

[Lumi]

thats pretty weird

Your Pokéname is:
Flarorb

Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and coffee.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper(WTF?!?). You can shoot slime. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe fire. You can float in air. You can shoot wind. You can eat iron filings(WTF?!?). You can spit rocks. You can breathe lava.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Footle.

[Xleena]

                                                                            Drowbar
                                                                             
                                                                             Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Egypt, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, small rodents and beer.

                                                                         Characteristics
                                                               (Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke electricity. You can resist hot death. You can breathe iron filings. You can eat acid. You have a full-body tattoo. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can eat bricks. You can shoot sledgehammers.
                                                                     
                                                                         Natural Enemies
                                                                  Your natural enemy is Lofu.


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[Chrono Blackwyng]

                                                    Komander
                                                   
                                                      Profile
You live in the grasslands of your mom's house, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, Cherry Garcia and kerosene.
                                               
                                                  Characteristics
                                        (Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist ice bolts. You have a fear of kippers. You can walk on air. You have propellors. You can resist nunchucks. You can throw salt spikes. You have mallets for hands. You can breathe acid. You can shoot sand.

                                                  Natural Enemies
                                     Your natural enemy is Berttung.

*looks at characteristics*......What kind of attacks are those?!

[Vee Katame: His Wolfy]

Your Pokéname is:
Pikamander

Profile
You live in the searing volcanoes of Brazil, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, rocks and kerosene.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke electricity. You have scaly skin. You can breathe maple syrup. You can throw Mr. PiBB. You can spit salt spikes. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw poison.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vultung.

[WingedZephyr]

Squirvee

Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, meatballs and wine.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of lava. You can swim in air. You have a cell phone. You can eat acid. You can resist nunchucks. You can breathe jet fuel.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humrino.

[AirRaiser]

Your Pokéname is:
Berteon

Profile
You live in the meadows of Prince Edward Island, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, fruits and blood.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe bricks. You can puke acid. You can eat maple syrup. You have cool shades. You have a box of LPs. You can spit wind.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Konerd.

[YTFK]

Clelock
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Patagonia, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, cows and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in poison. You have a force field. You can shoot rocks. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can drink air. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have cool shades. You can breathe fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Snakeyu.

[Renaud Magicpaw]

Your Pokéname is:
Hypnowad
Profile
You live in the oceans of Korea, and your diet consists mostly of grass, grapes(mmmm grapes :bubbles: ) and kerosene (umm, isn't this stuff toxic?).
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit ice bolts. You can puke lava. You can throw nunchucks. You can spit Dr. Pepper(don't know why I'd spit it out). You can spit tahini. You have a full-body tattoo. You can drink air. You can eat poison.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertbra.
Go back!

[Manual_automation]

Squirtle
Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of Cameroon, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, twigs and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can throw wind. You can swim in jet fuel. You have goassamer wings. You can float in water. You can throw cosmic energy bolts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humorb.

[Count of Cutesy]

Your Pokéname is:

Drowwhirl

Profile
You live in the rivers of Sweden, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, cows and kerosene.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke hot death. You can throw acid. You have ten-inch claws. You can shoot rocks. You have cool shades. You can swim in air. You have a fear of sand.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lochu.

Whoa, that is messed up!

[flames]

Your Pokéname is:
Humwad

You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of berries, twigs and industrial runoff (mm, tasty)

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot Mr. PiBB (who!?). You have big hair. You have mallets for hands. You can resist jet fuel. You can spit ice bolts. You can spit Dr. Pepper. You can shoot sand. You can breathe rocks (I'm worried by this). You have cool shades (Um...yay?).

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Squirbra.

[★Kuro★]

What the....?


Your Pokéname is:
Voltbar

You live in the rivers of Asia, and your diet consists mostly of insects, berries and blood.

(Combat and Non-combat)
You have bionic implants. You have night vision. You have goassamer wings. You can float in maple syrup. You can spit lava. You have interchangeable body parts.

Your natural enemy is Chufu.

[Goblin Cat 😸]

Lomander, I choose you!
Profile:
You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtung.