What's Your Pokéname? (This is crazy xD)

[Arilys DuskFlare]

Lomander, I choose you!
Profile:
You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtung.

O.o Dangerous... *gets Master Ball* xDDD

...... loool xD

[KittKat chunky~]

Your Pokéname is:
Shatyu
Profile:
You live in the meadows of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, twigs and nectar.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in lava. You can spit wind. You can walk on water. You can shoot fire. You can resist tahini. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can spit cosmic energy bolts.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Charlock.

hehe! 

[Gabag]

Your Pokéname is:
Pikamon
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, small rodents and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot ice bolts. You can drink maple syrup. You can eat electricity. You can spit force bolts. You can shoot evil glances. You can walk on Mr. PiBB.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vulrina.

You DONT MESS WITH PIKAMON! i can spit the Force at you people and I CAN WALK ON  MR PIBB!

[cyrus greyfox]

Eetle
Profile
You live in the steppes of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, macaroni and cheese and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe bricks. (wat?) You can throw sand. You have a fear of evil glances. You can resist hot death. You have interchangeable body parts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Nidoorb.

question: is this site obsessed with dr pepper or something?

[Aqua Wolf]

 This looked fun so I decided to try it out here's my crazy results:

                                                      Your Pokéname is:
Nidomander
Profile
You live in the arctic wastes of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, grass and coffee.
 
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have scaly skin. You can breathe broken glass. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can breathe electricity. You have mallets for hands.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eetung.

[Goblin Cat 😸]

Lomander, I choose you!
Profile:
You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtung.

O.o Dangerous... *gets Master Ball* xDDD

...... loool xD

And why would you expect any less?

Beware my mafia connections.

[Aqua Wolf]

lol that's funny!

[Arilys DuskFlare]

And why would you expect any less?

Beware my mafia connections.

True xP

(...)You can throw 8-track tapes.(...)

(...)You can spit 8-track tapes.(...)

Fear the 8-track tapes xDD
And Aqua can spit them o.0 xDD

[Aqua Wolf]

(...)You can spit 8-track tapes.(...)

apparently so lol

Fear the 8-track tapes xDD
And Aqua can spit them o.0 xDD
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yep beware flying 8-tracks.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

thats nothing, I breathe acid, which destroys the 8-track tapes

[Shenzii]

Your Pokéname is:
Lickiwhirl
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Alaska, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, TV dinners and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat Dr. Pepper. You can shoot tahini. You have a fear of wind. You can throw force bolts. You can throw nunchucks. You can throw evil glances. You have big hair. You can throw rocks. You have interchangeable body parts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Starchu.

[Gáire]

Your Pokéname is:
Foomander
Profile
You live in the meadows of Madagascar, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, cows and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on lava. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can shoot broken glass. You can shoot wind. You can shoot 8-track tapes. You have a force field. You have propellors.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Flartung.

o.o

[Gabag]

Lomander, I choose you!
Profile:
You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtung.

im not afriad of your mafia friends
I can shoot magic and ice!

[Goblin Cat 😸]

thats nothing, I breathe acid, which destroys the 8-track tapes

Lomander, I choose you!
Profile:
You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtung.

im not afriad of your mafia friends
I can shoot magic and ice!

I can breathe hot death and broken glass. >3

[Gabag]

ZOUNDS!

Foiled by the hot death!
*runs away on the ocean of Mr. PiBB*